黑社会英文

最近看到一些经典黑社会英文，再加上自己的一些小笑话， 在这儿和大家分享：

I know your are mouse.
我识你系老鼠 ！

You call me how to come out and walkin the future?
你叫我以后点出黎行？

I give you some colour to see.
我呗D颜色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me.
如果你够姜的话就放马过黎！

Face green green
脸青青 。

You see road carefully
你小心睇路 。

How senior are you?
你算老几?

What the water are you?
你是乜水?

Do you big me?
你大我呀?

Zebra chops people
班马劈友 。

Do the world
做世界 。

Big tea rice
大茶饭 。

What the ghost are you talk?
你讲乜鬼?

Cut my head and let you sit on it as achair.
批我个头俾你当凳坐！

I give you only a hair.
我俾条毛你！

Do you think me didn't arrive?
你当我无到?

Wear grass
著草

I am wearing grass.
我著紧草。

I fear that you have teeth.
我惊你有牙！

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未够班同我讲数！

What the spring do you do?
你做乜春?

Measure water/Pound water.
磅水