Najib Baik！

一天在宴会上，有个书法家在帮来宾用墨书写名字作为纪念。
STEVEN, 就写“史蒂文”；ALICE就写“爱丽斯”。

有个仰慕者欲送幅华人书法给友族朋友 NAJIB， 就叫书法家写。
哪知，书法家写完后全场华人大力鼓掌， 友族同胞不知就里就跟着拍手，
原来那人叫书法家写NAJIB BAIK， 中国书法家把它翻译成：那鸡白！

Our Great PM

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Abdullah Ahmad Badawi goes to a primary school to talk about the corruption together with all his tough looking bodyguards. After his talk, he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and Abdullah asked,
"what is your name?"
"Liong"
"And what is your question, Liong?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, why did Malaysia Prime Minister did the opening ceremony for his relative's Nasi Kandar in Australia ?
Second, why many Indians wanted Samy Vellu to step down yet he is still their leader?
Third, why corruption is obvious now in Malaysia but not so before Mahathir stepped down? What is the strategy difference to cover up?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess.
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Abdullah says,
"Ok where were we? Oh, thats right. Question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy raises his hand. Abdullah points him out and asked him,
"what is your name?"
"Linkam"
"And what is your question Linkam ?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, why did Malaysia Prime Minister did the Opening ceremony for his relative's Nasi Kandar in Australia ?
Second, why many Indians wanted Samy Velu to stepped down yet he is still their leader?
Third, why corruption is obvious now in Malaysia but not so before Mahathir stepped down? What is the strategy difference to cover up?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
Fifth, where is Liong now ?"

Samy Vellu Speech

One day, POS Malaysia invited Samy Vellu for their new branch launch.

In Samy Vellu speech, he wanted to praise the POS Laju Service.

"POS LAJU service memang bagus, hari ini hantar, semalam GURANTEED sudah sampai!"

:D







Actually what he wanted to say is "Satu Malam".

Teacher teach him "satu batang = sebatang",

so "satu malam = semalam"!

Medical Advances

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An Israeli doctor says ..............
'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says ..................................
'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says ....................................
'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

The Malaysian doctor, not to be outdone, says ...............
'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains, out from Kepala Batas, Penang, put him in the Parliament for 5 years, and now half the country is looking for work.'

Telephone Call

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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Ahmad Badawi die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England , can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there.

She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .

Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US . He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat.

Badawi is jealous. He says I want to call Malaysia . He calls and talks for about an hour to his son-in-law who is busy trying to find Mr.Petronas. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?

The devil replies: only one dollar. Badawi is shocked and asks 'why so little?'.

The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S LOCAL CALL.