Monday, October 27, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Najib Baik！
一天在宴会上，有个书法家在帮来宾用墨书写名字作为纪念。
STEVEN, 就写“史蒂文”；ALICE就写“爱丽斯”。
有个仰慕者欲送幅华人书法给友族朋友 NAJIB， 就叫书法家写。
哪知，书法家写完后全场华人大力鼓掌， 友族同胞不知就里就跟着拍手，
原来那人叫书法家写NAJIB BAIK， 中国书法家把它翻译成：那鸡白！
STEVEN, 就写“史蒂文”；ALICE就写“爱丽斯”。
有个仰慕者欲送幅华人书法给友族朋友 NAJIB， 就叫书法家写。
哪知，书法家写完后全场华人大力鼓掌， 友族同胞不知就里就跟着拍手，
原来那人叫书法家写NAJIB BAIK， 中国书法家把它翻译成：那鸡白！
Monday, September 15, 2008
Condom
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:
Hello, could you give me a condom.
My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him:
"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes allusions...
and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!"
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him.
When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and startspraying:
"Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"
A minute later the boy is still praying:
"Thank you Lord for your kindness..."
Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others.
She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear:
"I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies :"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"
Hello, could you give me a condom.
My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him:
"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes allusions...
and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!"
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him.
When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and startspraying:
"Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"
A minute later the boy is still praying:
"Thank you Lord for your kindness..."
Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others.
She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear:
"I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies :"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"
Monday, September 8, 2008
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