下午打电话回家，没人接听。
接着就打老爸手提，劈头就问他：你们没人在家哦？
爸爸说：有啊！哪个谁没有听电话嚒？
除了爸爸妈妈，就是哥哥在家了，所以就问：大哥hor？
爸爸用爱理不理的声调说：没有啦，皮皮啊！
被他诈到！
注：皮皮是我家条狗。
Friday, August 29, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Our Great PM
电邮转帖：
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi goes to a primary school to talk about the corruption together with all his tough looking bodyguards. After his talk, he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and Abdullah asked,
"what is your name?"
"Liong"
"And what is your question, Liong?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, why did Malaysia Prime Minister did the opening ceremony for his relative's Nasi Kandar in Australia ?
Second, why many Indians wanted Samy Vellu to step down yet he is still their leader?
Third, why corruption is obvious now in Malaysia but not so before Mahathir stepped down? What is the strategy difference to cover up?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess.
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Abdullah says,
"Ok where were we? Oh, thats right. Question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy raises his hand. Abdullah points him out and asked him,
"what is your name?"
"Linkam"
"And what is your question Linkam ?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, why did Malaysia Prime Minister did the Opening ceremony for his relative's Nasi Kandar in Australia ?
Second, why many Indians wanted Samy Velu to stepped down yet he is still their leader?
Third, why corruption is obvious now in Malaysia but not so before Mahathir stepped down? What is the strategy difference to cover up?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
Fifth, where is Liong now ?"
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi goes to a primary school to talk about the corruption together with all his tough looking bodyguards. After his talk, he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and Abdullah asked,
"what is your name?"
"Liong"
"And what is your question, Liong?"
"I have 3 questions.
First, why did Malaysia Prime Minister did the opening ceremony for his relative's Nasi Kandar in Australia ?
Second, why many Indians wanted Samy Vellu to step down yet he is still their leader?
Third, why corruption is obvious now in Malaysia but not so before Mahathir stepped down? What is the strategy difference to cover up?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess.
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Abdullah says,
"Ok where were we? Oh, thats right. Question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy raises his hand. Abdullah points him out and asked him,
"what is your name?"
"Linkam"
"And what is your question Linkam ?"
"I have 5 questions.
First, why did Malaysia Prime Minister did the Opening ceremony for his relative's Nasi Kandar in Australia ?
Second, why many Indians wanted Samy Velu to stepped down yet he is still their leader?
Third, why corruption is obvious now in Malaysia but not so before Mahathir stepped down? What is the strategy difference to cover up?
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
Fifth, where is Liong now ?"
Friday, August 22, 2008
笑着死！
一天，殯儀館送來了三個人，說也奇怪，他們死後的笑容都是^_^......
殯儀館管理員很納悶的問警察：
為什麼他們死後的臉竟然會是^_^呢？
警察說：
這......說來話長.......
你看左邊那個人， 他是跟她老婆在共度春宵時，在最激情的那一刻， 受不了掛了。。。
管理員就回答說：
唉......願在花下死，做鬼也風流......
那中間那一個是怎麼死的？
警察：中間那一個喔......他呀， 真是人間慘劇。
他走在路 上，忽然聽見自己中了頭彩，獎金 7億多..
他開心的哈哈大笑時，卻被迎面而來的車給撞上！ 結果， 掛 了......
管理員回答說：
唉......他真的是沒有福氣享受這榮華富貴的後半輩子......
那剩下的這一個呢？
警察： 這一個死的就有點可憐了......
他是爬上樹的時候被雷給劈死了
管理員回答說：......這就有點不對了，被雷劈到為什麼還會笑呢？
警察說：
因為他爬上樹後，突然一道閃電，他以為.......有人給他拍照......
殯儀館管理員很納悶的問警察：
為什麼他們死後的臉竟然會是^_^呢？
警察說：
這......說來話長.......
你看左邊那個人， 他是跟她老婆在共度春宵時，在最激情的那一刻， 受不了掛了。。。
管理員就回答說：
唉......願在花下死，做鬼也風流......
那中間那一個是怎麼死的？
警察：中間那一個喔......他呀， 真是人間慘劇。
他走在路 上，忽然聽見自己中了頭彩，獎金 7億多..
他開心的哈哈大笑時，卻被迎面而來的車給撞上！ 結果， 掛 了......
管理員回答說：
唉......他真的是沒有福氣享受這榮華富貴的後半輩子......
那剩下的這一個呢？
警察： 這一個死的就有點可憐了......
他是爬上樹的時候被雷給劈死了
管理員回答說：......這就有點不對了，被雷劈到為什麼還會笑呢？
警察說：
因為他爬上樹後，突然一道閃電，他以為.......有人給他拍照......
Monday, August 18, 2008
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